my friend and future biographer

Matt: but see, one day when i'm bored, i'll go through some old chats, and this one won't be in there, and that's upsetting to me.
when i write a book about you someday, i'll need access to this stuff.
me: you're writing a book about me?
Matt: someday i assume i will have to yes.
me: you'll have to?
Matt: i assume so yes.
me: because i'm going to die young or because the story is worth telling?
Matt: because people will want to know about you . . . the real you.
and i'll do it for the money, and sell you out.
me: no one knows the real me.
i feel so... so, lonely.
Matt: because you will become a genius shut in director who hates people,
and i will cash in on that.
i will talk to 20/20 and dateline,
and earn money for every interview,
and finally after 49 years our friendship will finally pay off for me.